We all scream for death cream

Dear Food Blog,
Do you know any good recipes for homemade ice cream?
Respectfully,
Cream Craver


Dear Craver,

We here at the food blog commend your moxie, chutzpa, and other funny words for so blatantly going against the health obsessed grain we find in our society. Do you own a motorcycle? It sounds like you enjoy living dangerously because ice cream, much like cigarettes and alligators, will kill you. But if you’re willing to look past that I have a recipe for you. I’ve never made ice cream before but who needs a cookbook when you’ve got logic? Pour yourself a glass of half & half, add some ice cubes (or crushed if you prefer), and I assume you’ve made ice cream. Enjoy!

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