Banana fanna fo fug, me my mo mug-- Doug!

Secrets out! My name rhymes with banana, a delicious, phallic fruit. Point being-- sometimes people's names remind us of food. An anonymous source told me she corresponds with a man named Doug. Every time she sees his name, she associates it with dough and consequently thinks, "Mmm cookie dough." I passed along the brilliant suggestion-- start calling him Cookie Doug. To his face. She politely declined.