Give me corn tortillas or give me death.

Nothing fills me with rage more than a flour tortilla. I know many people like to eat various ingredients enclosed in a dry, newspaper-like substance.

But I would rather die than have my home turned into a quarters for flour tortillas to sleep. I would rather die than let flour tortillas raise our taxes. And I would surely die before letting flour tortillas have my freedom!

Have you tried corn tortillas instead? They're so delicious. And they don't taste awful like flour tortillas.