to every season food, food, food

If we're going to assign foods to seasons, fall invariably wins.

With fall comes candy corn, those little pumpkins that try to be candy corn, popcorn balls (preferably caramel or motor oil-flavored), caramel apples, pumpkin bread, turkey and mittens - all items so delicious I hate to even call them delicious because they're so delicious. Plus, if you're 12 and under, you can obtain them for free on October 31 if you dress up as someone of a different ethnicity or a baby animal. Winner.

What do the other seasons have to offer in the way of associated snacks?

Winter: fruit cake, hard "holiday" sugar cookies (I'm a friend of the Jews)

Summer: Snow cones (it's JUST ICE - not a food unless you're poor)

Spring: Toaster strudels (blatantly sexist)

There you have it. Fall wins. Canada loses.