Turkish turkey
It seems not only appropriate, but essential, that F-blog addresses Thanksgiving, a holiday devoted almost solely to enjoying what?
Rapid toasting mechanisms!
and FOOD.
Yes, today Americans across the country rose their blood sugar to the max and are on the edge of glycemic comas thanks to the undying tradition of consuming unnecessary amounts of starchy foods in one sitting.
For example, my family's feast on this lovely morn consisted of:
potatos
rolls
sweet potatos
corn
Nancy Pelosi
dressing, "stuffing" - if you will
pie
dachsund
In a word, STARCHFEST2006!
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I need an insulin shot now,
good evening you massive slut.
Rapid toasting mechanisms!
and FOOD.
Yes, today Americans across the country rose their blood sugar to the max and are on the edge of glycemic comas thanks to the undying tradition of consuming unnecessary amounts of starchy foods in one sitting.
For example, my family's feast on this lovely morn consisted of:
potatos
rolls
sweet potatos
corn
Nancy Pelosi
dressing, "stuffing" - if you will
pie
dachsund
In a word, STARCHFEST2006!
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I need an insulin shot now,
good evening you massive slut.
posted by Michelle at
11:17 PM
2 Comments:
you ate a dog, and dog. Wow...impressive.
nothing better than a thinly sliced pelosi sandwich (using the leftover pelosi from thanksgiving) with a little mayo and sprouts....mmmmm
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