Wiener whiner

Hark! The time of year to celebrate the birth of saviors with loved ones, to sing carols to unwilling strangers and to seriously consider polygamy is upon us.
Yes, it's the holiday season. And for many in the United States, that means waving sandwiches in front of the poor. And attending parties with delicious snack attacks.

Probably the most remarkable traditional holiday goodies are baby wieners in sauces one uses toothpicks to eat.

Like these:









Now, while these snack pellets are delicious and offer some nutritional benefits in the form of protein and healthy platelets, they can be unsatisfying to hungry people. For example, I was hungry for men at the party where these were present, and I had to eat 18 tiny sausages before I felt vomitously full (my perpetual goal after meals).

Foods not unlike this are mini muffins, brownie bites, grapes, M&M's and buttons.

It's not that these foods should be abandoned from our diets or ostracized from society. What I do think is that they should be mixed with a heavy alfredo sauce before eaten, so that they are more filling to a ravenous consumer. Afredo sauce is not only nourishing, but also a wonderful way to soften skin in the bath with a lover.

Hammy Holidays!