Happy Franksgiving

The food blog must acknowledge a holiday in which, well, food is the main attraction. Today, hundreds of thousands of families in the United States will enjoy turkey, dressing, green bean casserole, polygamy and pie.

So:

Happy Thanksgiving! I'm thankful for Democratic presidential candidates, Velcro sneakers and spray tans.

Will blog 4 food

You know what I had for dinner tonight? Ramen and wedding cake. You know what I brought to work for lunch on Monday? Canned peas and wedding cake.

I have to be creative with my meals becuase I don't have a lot of money. I'm running low on money because I spent $3,000 on a custom wedding cake. Hey man, when the craving hits, it hits.

If you want to send me food or have any ideas/recipes for how I could eat cheaply (that don't involve prostitution), please email us at thisisafoodblog@gmail.com.